Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
1 comments:
Bahahahaha! So THAT's the picture you guys sent out a couple days ago. Thanks, Sar!
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